Thursday, May 8, 2025

the la-boo-boo bus ritual

oday in the bus line, something... strange happened.

there were these kids. a group. a chanting group. i don't know what they were trying to do, but it felt like i was in the middle of a summoning circle. they were chanting, over and over:

la-boo-boo, la-boo-boo, la-boo-boo.

like a chorus from the underworld. like a cursed remix of a tiktok sound. like beelzebub himself had a fan club in elementary school.

i mean, should i have been worried? were they casting a spell? opening a portal? preparing for a secret playground rebellion?

everyone was just going along with it. no teachers intervened. it was like the la-boo-boo took over. it echoed. it shook the soul. it summoned... confusion.

anyway, if bus 116 (not my bus) turns into a chariot of fire tomorrow, you’ll know why.

#schooldramaathces

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