okay, so it is kind of loud on the bus right now. and by kind of loud, i mean, holy crap, i think my ears are about to pack up and move to a quieter neighborhood.
this morning during morning work, things were already getting spicy. k—you remember her, miss “i have a crush on someone whose name starts with j”?—decided to turn the classroom into her personal reality tv show. out of nowhere, she yells “stupid h*e” at someone. it was like a verbal grenade went off. jaws dropped. people turned. somewhere, a dramatic “dun dun duuun” sound effect was playing in the distance.
later in the day, while we were just chillin’ in the hallway, one of the car riders throws up a gang sign. like, full confidence, zero hesitation. i’m not showing you or telling you what it was (safety first, y’all), but my eyes got real wide real quick.
oh, and by the way—plot twist—I gave some girl my phone number today. i think she might want to date me, but honestly, i’m just over here like 👀.
today’s been… eventful. and loud. on the bus, kids are literally screaming. the assistant principal came. what. update: there’s a pre-k’er or kindergartener with the chappiest lips alive sitting here naming every single app on my phone like it’s roll call. why
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