Thursday, August 7, 2025

the j crush

so there i was.
minding my business.
probably thinking about lunch or something.
when this girl, K, just looks at me and goes:
"i like someone. his name starts with J."

like.
girl. WHAT???
outta nowhere. no warning.
no “hi”
no “you didn’t hear this from me”
just BOOM. crush info. right in my face.

and here’s the thing.
J is not even in our class.
and the only J i even KNOW is Jesse.
so now i’m sitting here with this info just bouncing around my head like a dodgeball in PE.
what am i supposed to do with this?? start a private investigation??
(lol. maybe.)

was it a slip?
was it on purpose?
was she hoping i’d tell someone???

too late. i told the internet.
(this blog doesn’t count though. it’s journalism. 📝)

moral of the story:
never trust a normal moment at hces.
not when crush confessions are flying outta people like it’s nothing.

stay tuned for the next unexpected drama.
bc trust me. it’s coming. 😌

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