Monday, December 1, 2025

december 1 — the weird moment nobody was ready for

today’s big moment happened in ms. felker’s line, and honestly it came out of nowhere.

we were all just standing there, quiet, waiting, doing absolutely nothing exciting. ms. childers was walking by, looking straight ahead, totally minding her own business. she didn’t stop, she didn’t look at anyone — she just said, in the calmest voice ever:

“j told me that my breasts stink.”

and kept walking.

the whole line went silent. nobody moved. it was like time froze for a second. and me? i laughed. i couldn’t help it. it just slipped out. the way she said it so normally, like she was announcing the lunch menu or something, absolutely got me.

later, when i got off the afternoon bus, someone let out this huge burp, and i was just standing there like, “what in the world…” but honestly, that was nothing compared to the ms. childers moment.

so yeah. one unexpected comment from a teacher just trying to live her life, one random bus burp, and me trying not to laugh at everything.

school drama at hces stays unpredictable.

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