gma is creeping up... and it’s math. yay.

okay so this isn’t real drama, but it’s definitely school drama. not the juicy kind—more like the “ugh why is this happening” kind.

gma is on monday. and it’s math.

yeah. the georgia milestone assessment. sounds like a superhero movie, but it’s really just a test that makes you sit still for too long and do math problems that may or may not make your brain melt.

here’s what to do so you don’t turn into a sad little test potato:

- get sleep. like actual sleep. not “i stayed up watching slime videos then laid in bed thinking about pizza.” real sleep.

- eat breakfast. even if it’s just a granola bar and a dramatic sigh.

- bring your stuff. pencils, scratch paper, maybe your will to live.

- don’t panic. it’s math, not a fire drill. just do your best and move on.

monday is coming. it’s not fun. but we’ll survive it. probably.

— colt, reporting live from the eye of the school storm